1. Who eats this crap?
2. Do we normally eat "stopwiches"? I hate this type of word. It's like the word "moonbow". Do we normally enjoy looking at "sunbows"?
3. Isn't a sandwich already a fairly convenient food? Who is "going" so quickly that they need a "go>Wich" to prevent the insides of our sandwiches from flying all over the car?
4. What the hell is the point of the "greater than" sign? Is it just supposed to make the word look modern and "texty"?