A video for your enjoyment. This man was introduced to me by stories like this:
"I tried to call you and spoke to some f---ing bastard with your phone number. He was so mean! Can you call me?"
Apparently, this poor soul has my old phone number. Xavi had the good fortune to speak with him recently.
If you have my old number perchance, please don't call it. I think we've done enough.